The Snoutbagger recently compiled a list of the 15 best Dungeons and Dragons monsters that appeared in the original Monster Manual, Monster Manual 2, and Fiend Folio. As promised, he now presents the 15 WORST Dungeons and Dragons monsters from the same era. Strap yourself in and try not to spit up on your monitor, here's TSR Inc.'s greatest misses:
13. Cat Lord
Dave Navarro and the Night Stalker (Richard Ramirez). Who decided on that look? Not sure if he wants to rape someone or scratch their eyes out. A weird addition, and definitely not one of D and D's best.
12. Galeb Duhr
Yakety Sax starts playing during its fights. It spits gas spores too which can kill you if you inhale them. The description also says that the ascomoid "has no mind by ordinary standards." If that is so, it must be an autobiographical creation.
7. Obliviax (Memory Moss)
6. Stench Kow
3. Lava Children
2. Flail Snail